George Carlin Had a Funny Way of Telling the Truth!
Mr George Carlin's legacy will be fondly remembered for many years.
When they got there, he asked her if she wanted some popcorn and Coke. The line was long, so he went back to the lobby, got the food, and went back into the theatre. "A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie.
When the movie was over, he goes to the bathroom again, still with a tremondously long line. When they pull up into her driveway, she exclaims, "Oh goodie. Come on in and meet them." He agrees, although his A-hole is about to cry at this point. Finally, he couldn't hold it in any longer a tried to let it seep out a little at a time. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture.
A., it is filled with the most beautiful people from all over the world...
There are not many people who can entertain, amuse, and delight by asking a simple question.
On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him. The next day the man returns to the store and walks directly to the same cashier. "Here," he says to the cashier, "put your hand in here." The cashier puts her hand in the brown paper bag. "Yes, that's right," says the man, "I need to buy two rolls of toilet paper."Dr.
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